We're an old-fashioned (true) metal band in Portland, Oregon, featuring singing, dual lead guitars and usually fast, interesting beats. I sing and play the secondary lead guitar for 'em, and have been doing a solo project I used to call 'Captain Thunderpants' (before I found out about the name already being in use by a band on Angrykid) for about four years now. As we don't have any White Lightning recordings (still...), here's the link to the solo project. Over the years I've experimented with various different things, sometimes various different types of music, covering subject matters from getting hit on by gay dudes with a defunct straight-radar on the bus to blunt emo mockery to the mad ravings of a Cthulhu worshipper to power ballads or whatever.








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On a warm, sunny day
The doctor went away
To a place where he could make it real
His assistant's hips were nice
So he cloned her once or twice
Now his hips are aching; what a deal!